Smart, but mean

The idea

A smart display, specifically for your kitchen, than can only answer questions about measurements and conversions - and admonish you for not knowing them.

The pitch

Do you you ever wish your smart home would be a bit more conversational? That you could rib each other like old chums?

Do you have trouble remembering how many ounces are in a cup - or is it cups into ounce? Or is it cups into centimeters?

Then do we have the product for you:

Introducing SmartAsh, your all-kitchen needs device. In a stern-but-British-sassy voice, Ash will make sure you avoid kitchen mistakes in measurement, substitution (baking soda and baking powder are NOT interchangeable, Stephen) and timing.

Chiding you all the while, Smartash combines the hands-free knowledge of a smart device, the incremental learning of DuoLingo and the severe, though subtle, meanness of a Dowress disbelieving of your peasant nature.

Smart, but mean

The idea

The pitch

Do you you ever wish your smart home would be a bit more conversational? That you could rib each other like old chums?

Do you have trouble remembering how many ounces are in a cup - or is it cups into ounce? Or is it cups into centimeters?

Then do we have the product for you:

Introducing SmartAsh, your all-kitchen needs device. In a stern-but-British-sassy voice, Ash will make sure you avoid kitchen mistakes in measurement, substitution (baking soda and baking powder are NOT interchangeable, Stephen) and timing.

Chiding you all the while, Smartash combines the hands-free knowledge of a smart device, the incremental learning of DuoLingo and the severe, though subtle, meanness of a Dowress disbelieving of your peasant nature.

SmartAsh - the power of a mean Grandma right at your earholes.

Coming soon from Ass Jeeves, Inc.

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